http://lime.rahina.info news lemons in lime light Mon, 31 May 2010 13:39:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://lime.rahina.info/2009/12/islamistic-terrorist-organizations-announce-gradual-disarmament/ http://lime.rahina.info/2009/12/islamistic-terrorist-organizations-announce-gradual-disarmament/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:29:21 +0000 Rainer http://corner.rahina.info/2009/12/29/islamistic-terrorist-organizations-announce-gradual-disarmament/ (GENEVE / SECRET AFGHAN CAVE) Switzerland’s “minaret election” was only a month ago and already Islamistic terrorist organizations have announced their gradual disarmament and seizing activity on the international terrorism front. On the statement by the International Coalition of Islamist Terrorism, ICIT, relayed through al-Qaida’s PR network, was said that “armed resistance is futile against direct democracy and the spread of radical Islam has now become impossible“.
ICIT statement reminds Western countries that stopping all terrorist actions suddenly would hinder the local micro-economies relying on arms and drug trade and thus “a gradual disarmament is required, but all major terrorist attack plans have been frozen”. “A good example of the gradual withdrawal is the latest “attack” on December 25th: we imposed the threat, but no-one got hurt. This seems like a win-win situation for everyone”, al-Qaida spokesperson explains what the actually gradual disarmament means in practice.
Taleban has promised to co-operate unconditionally with the newly elected government and that they have started to forge their arms into ploughshares. Hamas and Fatah on their sides stated they will now start Middle-East peace talks “for real”. Around the world people have been picking flowers with their toes and have hugged each other.

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