The Corner Blog Archives: Germany
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26 June 2006
In memoriam, Bruno the Bear
Bear originally Italian but the adopted by the germans and named by the Press as Bruno, was shot early today by “Bavarian hunters”. The bear had avoided the partly Finnish bear hunting party who had tried to trap and stun the bear for several weeks. Bruno, aka JJ1, was a part of a project which […]
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26 June 2006
Mighty Bavarian overlords slayed the beast.
The people of Germany can finally sleep they nights in piece. The beast who harassed the mighty teutons is finally killed. Brave Bavarian hunters overcome the “beast from the east”, aka Bruno, who kept the country on it’s toes. The burden had overwitted the Northern Ugrs, so called “specialists” in bear hunt, who tried to […]
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15 June 2006
Is that really the best you’ve got?
I don’t understand what’s wrong with the English. Or more specifically, the small part of the English which are still the by far worst, most loutish and yobbish guests anywhere in Europe. They’re going to Germany - supposedly to support that under-achieving football team of theirs - with fake Nazi helmets, singing songs about the […]
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22 May 2006
Info Punk
PowerPoint Karaoke (it strikes me as funny that the only English link I could find is in a bioinformatics blog) seems to be the latest business monkey catharsis strategy in Berlin. The concept is simple: Gather some friends, get yourself a set of random PowerPoint presentations, bring up a beamer, and improvise a presentation on […]
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8 May 2006
Anarchist Group turns Hamburg into Sherwood Forest
What’s that about Germans and altruism lately? Seems like people are developing some very creative approaches towards it. A group of anarchists calling themselves “Hamburg for free” is raiding delicatessen shops for food and drinks - for the better of the lads that are stuck on the dole or in brainless, underpaid internships, as they […]
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8 May 2006
Germany’s Most Vengeful Father
Probably improbable to act this out the natural way, but hey, isn’t that what the concept of adoption is there for? Thought the German Jürgen Hass, who is aiming to adopt a 1.000 kids in Paraguay and other countries. Already rightful father of 300, he is taking advantage of a grey area in German paternity law. Becoming a legal offspring, each child has the right to gain German citizenship, and thereby can take advantage of the social benefits the country has to offer – which of course is the bottom line of the enterprise altogether. The dole money he gets for one kid easily feeds an eight headed family in his home country of choice Paraguay.

