The Corner Blog

13 August 2008

Written by Rainer

Finland violated the Paris treaty!

President Dmitri Medvedev of Soviet Uni… Federation of Russia issued a diplomatic missive for Finland early this morning as Finland violated the 1947 Paris Peace treaty.
The violation happened when the Finnish Rail Administration failed to maintain and protect a 7km long border railroad in Salla, Northern Finland, and let someone steal several hundreds of metres of railroad.
Medvedev threatened Finland immediately to rebuild the railway or Soviet Un… Russia will come and build it, even by force to protect it’s sovereignty from the fascistic Axis powers. Soviet U…Russia is already training a peace keeping force to make sure the 7km long rail road will stay intact. “We do not care if the railroad hasn’t been used since 1944 — Finland has impudently violated the section of Paris treaty they forgot to dismiss in 1992. This is a matter of a principle” Medvedev stated on his missive.

Finnish Foreign Minister and the Chairman of OSCE Alexander Stubb has already agreed to travel on site to Salla and has already dismissed the treaty talks between Russia and Georgia to address this more compelling issue.

categorised as » Politics, Current Affairs, Finland, EU / Europe, Satire, Russia

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